Sunday 23 June 2013

The Hills Have Ears! - Sunset Valley's Best Gossip! #2


Krazy in love?

 
KAITY Mattell attended the funeral of her close friend Bonnie McQueen yesterday afternoon. Of course, we were there to bring you the juiciest gossip, and boy is this juicy! Mattell's nanny, who is still unnamed to public, was cleared of the tragic stabbing on the 25th in a press release the morning after, we couldn't help but think something was up, though, so we made sure to keep our eyes open. It would seem Krazy Kaity's new nanny is also the new man in her life! He has been staying at the residence for the past two weeks, breaking the record for all Mattells previous relationships by doubling it. In our past interviews with ex-flames, they all stated that she was the one who wanted nothing more, and at 22 years old she is yet to have officially had a relationship despite her three children.
Is it possible for our favorite party girl to change her ways? We'll let you know!

14 comments:

  1. Ooo. Love! LOL you got the behind the bushes shot! =D That makes it seem so clandestine.

    LMAO @ 2 weeks being double any of her relationships! Uh huh. He's the nanny. It's a wonder they haven't suspected him for paternity yet...I'm sure it won't take them long after the baby grows up and shows his features and coloring a bit more.

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    1. Hehehe! I was laughing at myself as I took that shot. I realise the reporter would have to have been standing in the grave pretty much, but the shot works other than that ;)

      Haha! She's had no relationships, but she's had the same man around for a few days (or a week, it sounds). I think there will be paternity rumours when Autumn is older, yes, but right now as far as they know he appeared out of nowhere. The people the suspect for paternity have been seen with her pre-birth.

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  2. Wait wait wait wait wait!
    That says single with help.
    WHAT?!
    So is Winter gonna leave? :'(

    Definitely great pic behind the bushes!

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    1. No, it just means Winter can't move in until the youngest child is half way through the teen stage. So basically, it means Kaity has about 15 years to get over her commitment issues ;) (fun fact, she's actually family oriented and constantly rolls wishes to marry. HAAH!)

      Thank you, it makes me laugh. I laughed hysterically when I came up with the headline, and it isn't even that funny! HAHAHAA

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  3. Is it possible for our favorite party girl to change her ways?

    LOL, I love these gossip columns. It's probably the most interesting thing anyone has ever done with 5 star celebrity as a gen goal.
    And thanks for the behind-bush shot. Maybe not what I was imagining, but, there is a bush. =P

    It kills me when the single rolls keep rolling wishes to marry. Poor Delaney has had most of her wish slot occupied by wishes to marry Jack forever now. At least she got to fulfill the proposal one, though now she gets spammed with calls for bachelorette parties. Which, given what just happened last chapter, it's kind of not appropriate for her right now.

    Anyway, once again, poor Winter, becoming the object of this kind of speculation. But at least Kaity has warned him about it after the last article where he was suspected of being a murderer.I guess at this point they can't make up anything worse about him.

    Also, paparazzi are such scum, hiding in the bushes at a funeral! But, pretty realistic.

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    1. I don't know, is it? ;)

      Haha, thank you! I don't think I've read any other legacies that have rolled 5 star celeb, but it's loads of fun writing these. I start giggling when I send them out in public and hope they do something weird so I can hide behind something and snap a picture :p Got the next two written (one either side of the next chapter! Busy chapter) and the second ones picture is hilarious. I hid behind a fog emitter HAHAHA!!
      No, not quite the shot you imagined, LOL!

      I know, it's made a million times worse by her family oriented roll and the fact she got 'disgraced' by having Autumn out of wedlock (that one annoys me, do the sims live in the 50's or something?!)
      I hate the bachelorette party calls! I'll throw one in my own time! But I guess it make sense for a friend to organise it.
      Completely inappropriate, yes!

      Yeah, he'll have to get used to it if he's going to stick around, unfortunately. I, personally, can't think of anything worse, but we'll have to see what happens with my brain next ;)

      I know! I thought that! anything to get a shot of a celeb, but they tend to be a little more respectful over here. (Do you like how the kids are there but hidden? They're not breaking the agreement)

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  4. I love how at two weeks she's doubled any relationship she's had before and the local rag knows it. Ha! That made me giggle. Oh Winter. You are really in for it now that they've figured out you're in Krazy Kaity's life. Will the paps get pushy?

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    1. Haha, I know! And this isn't even officially a relationship (yet)

      Yes, they'll get pushy. They haven't learned his name yet, and I'm sure they're dying to know, but as he doesn't live in town and has no address (yet) they can't find his name out.

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  5. I love it! The behind the bushes shot was fantastic and I love how they know so much about her previous relationships and are clearly desperate to find out more about Winter!

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    1. Haha, thank you :) I tend to avoid papers and magazines like this, but it's fun to write! :p

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  6. Another fun headline! :D Loved it. Paparazzi hide in the strangest of places, even in RL, lol So a grave is not that far fetched...

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  7. Great picture, and another great article.

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  8. Should have known the press would have to comment on her new relationship. At least they seem to be hoping it lasts for her! LOL

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  9. They're going to have to live separated for a long time, won't they?

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