Thursday 20 June 2013

The Hills Have Ears! - Sunset Valley's Best Gossip! #1

PSYCHO-NANNY?

WE TAKE A LOOK INTO THE DARK SIDE OF THE VALLEY'S BIGGEST PARTY GIRL

 

AT around 8.30am yesterday morning (Saturday), our sources reported Kaity Mattell welcoming a nanny into her home. Mattell gave birth to a boy (name undisclosed) two weeks ago, earlier reports suggested she was struggling to raise her twin girls of four, and with no father figure in sight (although we have our suspicions over the paternity of her three children) she must have decided a male nanny was for the best.
Our source left the premises around 7.00pm, after an uneventful day where only Mattells friend and employee left the house before returning a few hours later.

About 10.00pm a neighbour alerted us to the police presence at Mattells residence, we sent our on-call reporter to the scene.
"I had expected a drink-driving offence," reporter Jane Lynch states, "I was shocked when paramedics rushed an unconscious Kaity to a waiting ambulance! As best I could tell, she had been stabbed, and there was a sheet laying over what I assumed to be a body.

"I followed the ambulance to Sunset Valley Medical Centre, where I was forced to wait in the reception. After a few agonising hours, I noticed the new nanny enter with Kaity's twins! He was covered in blood, and there is no doubt in my mind that he was right there when Mattell was injured."

It was later confirmed that Mattell was stabbed and a friend killed by an undisclosed suspect. Mattell recieved emergency surgery and is currently recovering in a private ward. A press release is expected by midweek.

Has Kaity hired a murderous nanny? It seems more than coincidence that this mystery man enters the home less than 24 hours before such a major incident. We'll keep you posted on the most up-to-date information.



Remember, Kaity has a gagging-order on the press over her children. They can mention she has them, but can't report anything they do or even their names, which is why the fact Winter was talking to Jaydean was ignored.
Anyway, so most of you already know that I decided to give this generation a third (fourth?) dimension in the form of what the tabloids say about Kaity. She rolled 5 star celeb, which was what led me to this idea, but also it's fun to twist everything that happens and blow it out of proportion ;)
At this point she is at 3.5 stars. I shall keep you all posted on her progress, she has an opportunity to dance at the Grind, and I probably won't feature that given how the story is right now... You never know, though! So, if she suddenly goes out partying, you know why.

30 comments:

  1. LOL They have suspicions about the paternity? Oh do tell! They seem to think Winter is the psycho who did it! Oh no! Poor Winter, welcome to Kaity's world!

    I really love that you're doing this for your celebrity, it's so cool =)

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    1. Well, they can't say!
      Well, they can. But it seemed stupid to throw some accusations into an article about her being stabbed. I'll save that for later ;)
      Don't forget, she's been seen with endless men...

      Yes, they did imply that he had something to do with it, especilly with the headline (which is a lot more catchy that what Kaity suggested the other chapter)
      Yeah, I wonder what Winter will say about this! At least they don't know his name!

      Hehe, thank you :) I wanted to do something, because the celebrity thing doesn't really fit well with the other rolls, so can't really write it in. I take different angle shots anyway, so I'll just have to get a few behind-bush shots too ;)

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    2. "I'll just have to get a few behind-bush shots "

      >.>

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  2. Really, poor Winter, what has he walked into! Now he has to deal with being the 'psycho nanny'.

    I loved this look into the tabloids, thanks!

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    1. Haha! Hopefully that'll get cleared up soon! I'm sure the psycho who stabbed her will be big news, so I may do a few more serious articles on the trial etc, because I don't think I'll be writing it all in.

      Thank you :)

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  3. BWAAAhahahahaha! That.Is.Awesome Gemma! I love it! If you're willing to work for free hub's paper would love to have a gossip columnist. Ha!

    Poor Winter! First he comes and Kaity treats him like she doesn't know him, then he discovers he has a son, then the psycho shows up to murder poor Bonnie and stab Kaity and then the press jump on it. If he's not hyperventilating into a paper bag yet he's even stronger than I thought!

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    1. Oh, Dude, his paper needs Aunt Estella's gossip column. She could report on what goes on behind shamefully uncurtained windows. =P

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    2. LOL! Yeah, I agree, Aunt Estella would be better than me. She knows what everyone is doing at all times ;)
      Please point out to her, if she ever visits Sunset Valley, Kaity's windows have no curtains (yet. I was feeling lazy and never got round to it...), and pictures of her can fetch quite a high price...

      Yes, poor Winter indeed!
      Well, he hasn't seen this yet, and it's possible he won't, because Kaity doesn't buy these papers, and I don't think he'll run out to the shop.
      Unless it gets delivered, and he picks it up? Who knows?
      I don't think he'd hyperventilate in sight of anyone. If he locks himself in a bathroom we'll know what he's doing...
      (NO! No, Melissa, I know exactly what you're thinking. Tsk.)

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    3. Sorry, I'm still LOL'ing over behind-bush shots and now you give me this to work with?

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    4. Oh, thanks. I hadn't even noticed how that sounded.

      I can't stop laughing. Ahahaaaaa.

      You're poison.

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    5. ROFL!!! Oh Gemma! Deary! It's not just Melissa thinking it now! Now we all know what he's doing in there!!! *Falls on floor laughing

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    6. Well, I can make thing like 'pencil cup' seem dirty.
      Go ahead, try not to think dirty thought now when I say 'pencil cup'.

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    7. I'll never look at office supplies containers the same now. O_O

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    8. *giggles at what Winter might be doing locked in a bathroom* ;)

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    9. Oh, you guys... :')

      At primary school, it was rubber and pencil sharpner.
      "Can I borrow your rubber?"
      "AHAHAHAAAA!!! She said 'rubber'!!"

      Secondary school, we added in pen and pencil too.

      Upper/High school, you couldn't say anything without it being rude. PE was hilarious.
      "Grab the ball!"
      "Hit it harder!"
      Even maths. "Hey, can I use your ruler?"
      "Sure, I bought my bendy one today."

      That's enough. You get the picture. It was the same at your schools, and pretty sure thats where we all learn about innuendo.
      (No, in *your* end-o.)

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    10. We get the picture of Winter in the bathroom then?

      HAhahahahaha!

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    11. Uh, this is a PG blog! :o

      I did do a 'behind-the-bush' shot, though. You'll see it Sunday.

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    12. That's ok, you can just get a shot of him going into the bathroom & leave it to our imaginations... ;)

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    13. Done ;)

      Just about to go shoot for my next chapter, so you got me just in time!

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  4. That was fantastic, although I do feel sorry for Winter, I hope he's up to dealing with what the press are writing about him!

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    1. Haha, thank you :)

      Yeah, poor Winter. Don't think he realised Kaity was being serious the other chapter when she mentioned this kind of stuff!
      I think he'll brush it off, but it may take a while to get used to first.

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  5. Nothing like the press to twist the facts so much that they're no longer facts. :/

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    1. Oh, ano right!

      This was also partly inspired by your CLJS :) But I couldn't make it look all newspapery.
      I'm now thinking you may have put up a link to where you did it... Will check in a bit :)

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  6. I think it was Alex... he did get released from prison... didn't he? and I don't think that winter would ever hurt Kaity... Alex dose have a Beef with Kaity and oh my... Shaena! is Alex really that Psycho to kill the mother of his child let alone the one he suposidly love??? and if not Alex could it be Kaity's other mother? (LOL! Coroline reference)poor Winter being blamed for something one of the slease bags did!! I hope that my suspicions about Shaena arnt true but I hope if they are that Alex will be imprisoned for life for murder and attempted murder!

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    1. oops i just realized i skipped over the last chapter! Ha! I knew it was Alex! Poor Bonnie though, Alex... I'll bet he was after Shaena! I'm glad she was drunk and couldn't stand... but Bonnie... poor poor girl! her daughter? will be mother less aww :',( but i'm guessing if roller permitted that Autumn and she will be a couple??? and YAY!!!! Winter is staying... okay bye love i havw to get back to cleaning :(

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    2. Oh wow. Hi! :)

      Alex was after Shaena, yes. He wouldn't have minded if Kaity had answered the door, but he really hadn't banked on Bonnie being there.
      Autumn and Elise as a couple? Uhm.... No comment... ;)

      Yep. Winter is staying! He has to go back home at some point and get his stuff, quit/move his jobs, sell his house etc, but he'll be back after that. It is unfortunate that the papers are trying to pin this on him, but the truth will come out anyway.

      Yes, Alex has at least two charges here! He has murder and attempted murder, but will Shaena now press charges for the abuse she suffered for years? She was protecting him before, and not wanting to admit what he was like, but now this has happened I'm not sure what she'll do. It shouldn't matter anyway, he'll already be in there for the rest of his life :p

      Enjoy your cleaning! I hate housework. I put it off constantly ;) And then I get up to make dinner, and realise what a state the place is so run around cleaning while I cook. Yay for multi-tasking! :D

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  7. I loved your tabloid story, very cute! Murderous Goblin Nanny---watch out world! :D

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  8. This is a very nice touch to your blog. You just have all kinds of neat little ideas. =]

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  9. That was so cool! It's amazing how the press can twist facts into something completely untrue!

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  10. I am getting so close to catching up but I just wanted to comment on this chapter that I absolutely LOVE this idea. Brilliant and I love the way you wrote it.

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